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Joke of the Day

"Why are camels called ""The Ships of the Desert?"" Because they're full of Arab semen."

"I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive, ""Hi""."

"How can you tell if your wife is dead? [NSFW] The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Didn't make this up, credit goes to the morning show I was listening to this morning."

"Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."

"PUTIN: If your American lover is in this room I'll kill him ELENA: He's not! PUTIN: (softly) u...s... [bursting from closet] A! USA! USA!"

"Old tourist joke German tourist arrives at a French airport. Immigration officer asks him: ""Occupation?"" The German replies: ""No, no, just visiting."""

"How many blacks does it take to start a riot! -1"

"Sports are a lot like porn... Great ball handling skills can make a lot of money."

"My friend got a dog for his wife. I told him it was a fair trade."

"*Wife blows me a kiss from across the room* *I pretend to catch it* *I walk over to the window and toss it outside* ""Grow up Karen"""