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Joke of the Day

"Old tourist joke German tourist arrives at a French airport. Immigration officer asks him: ""Occupation?"" The German replies: ""No, no, just visiting."""

"What's a seal's favorite class? Art art art :)"

"""Oh you like this cake? (*Tosses cake out the window*) Oops."" - Game of Thrones"

"How does Professor Charles Xavier Apologise? He says ""Cerebro"""

"[NSFW]Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Dad: Because his wife died."

"Remember: no matter how bad your situation and how hopeless you feel there is always someone doing way better than you"

"Only attractive people that get laid all the time troll people on the internet. Everybody knows that."

"Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark."

"I wasn't on the Titanic but my iPhone just dropped to 2% so I think I get the gist."

"I rang my telecom provider. Before I got through , I had to say ""Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!"" They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises."