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Joke of the Day

"Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."

"Maybe Offensive to jews. You have been warned.(NSFW?) Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? One doesnt scream in the oven."

"There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk Up"

"The way I see it, the only thing my daughter's little ""boyfriend"" needs to know about me is I ain't afraid to go back to prison."

"So Kanye West said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an an athlete that rarely moves."

"""Can I replace the fries with a salad?"" = ""Do you mind if I spit on the American flag?"""

"What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events? A topical rainforest."

"Put the punchline in the title How do you spoil a joke?"

"Bill Gates is donating $10Billion to help children everywhere get vaccinations. ...But you know they're just gonna spend it on booze."

"What do you call a female police officer with short pubes? CuntStubble"