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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises."
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"The NSA wants Edward Snowden to leave Russia. NSA: Hey Edward, you should really come back to America so we can talk. Edward: I can't. I'm Snowden."
"What is the TSA's favorite movie? Inspection."
"What is a Juanito? A little Juan"
"Why does Olaf have to be a snowMAN when he clearly has snow gender."
"Long story short, hitler beat me up and has my time machine."
"My kid just asked me where Washington 3-D is, because she wants to see the presidents house...Now I can't decide if she's cute, or retarded."
"Why do black men only have nightmares? Because the last black man to have a dream got shot."
"Hi, childless people. I just meticulously peeled the skin off a pickle. Cuz the pickle was ""bumpy."" Enjoy your day. Not de-bumping pickles."
"Most animals don't like gore. But leeches are suckers for blood."