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Joke of the Day
"Long story short, hitler beat me up and has my time machine."
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"How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!!!"
"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. But I turned myself around."
"What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
"Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated? They didn't want water from the Arab Spring."
"Consult an audiophile before buying new headphones Their reasoning is pretty sound"
"What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon? 1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one."
"I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian ."
"I bet cannibals were really disappointed by elbow macaroni."
"Guy stole my bike so I got in a cab & said follow that guy! He said sure, whats his twitter name? We laughed & hi-fived & I need a new bike."