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Joke of the Day

"The NSA wants Edward Snowden to leave Russia. NSA: Hey Edward, you should really come back to America so we can talk. Edward: I can't. I'm Snowden."

"Because it pisses off r/funny Why would I type the punchline in the title?"

"I'm ""misinterprets hand gesture and accidentally high fives your fist"" white."

"What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you? A senpairate."

"[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became... ...Hand Solo."

"It's hard to believe my teenage son hasn't got a job yet. I was sure his special skill of keeping it real' would impress any potential employers."

"What do you call a popular joke on reddit a repost"

"I still remember when mom used to tuck me in as a kid Man she really wanted a daughter"

"Why can't you trust a person with two butts? Because they're bi-assed."

"Today my girlfriend said she loved me more than anything else, and didn't know what she'd do without me. It's the nicest thing any of my imaginary friends have ever said to me."