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Joke of the Day
"What is a Juanito? A little Juan"
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"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it."
"The real reason Jesus died on the cross He forgot the safeword."
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"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/askscience question? [deleted]"
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"So I'm talkin' to a giant squid monster and I sez to him ""What's kraken?"" (badum chh)"
"After the explosion at the cheese factory... all there was left was de brie"
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a beer."
"How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans."