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Joke of the Day
"What is the TSA's favorite movie? Inspection."
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"I got an anti-gravity book at barnes and noble today. it's impossible to put down."
"[OC] What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns? An Armadealer"
"the Bible says ""If a man is to lay with another man he should be stoned."" in my experience it helps"
"(Dad joke) How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear."
"What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time? Pumps cream into tarts."
"I got caught masturbating recently, to a National Geographic magazine. I don't know who was more embarrassed me or my dentist."
"I know where you live In a house"
"What's the difference between a Therapist and The Rapist? Just a little space"
"Where did bob go during the explosion? ...everywhere......."