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Joke of the Day

"How do you feel about tapes and cds? Well you're gonna love it when I tape my dick to your forehead so you can see dees nuts on your face."

"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"

"Brad Pitt. While you're helping the world, please feed your wife."

"My mom made some french fries for you guys... but you were dicks about it because they were potato quality."

"It is a good thing butt cracks are vertical... If they were horizontal, we would hear clapping every time someone used the stairs."

"What do blondes and computer have in common? You never appreciate them until they go down on you. [Source](http://www.vice.com/kids-telling-dirty-jokes/david-741) edit: computers"

"I dropped my glasses in the toilet today. Now everything looks like shit."

"Where does steel wool come from? Hydraulic rams."

"How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef? He spent his day cutting up vegetables"

"Just remembering some of my elementary school days and chuckled when I remembered how sitting ""boy, girl, boy, girl"" used to be a punishment."