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Joke of the Day
"Where does steel wool come from? Hydraulic rams."
Next Joke
"The only thing better than an orgasm is being interrupted by stupid bullshit while you're masturbating. I hate stopping at toll booths!"
"New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep... Meat and wool. (Exchange for Welshmen if need be)"
"What do black guys do after sex? 25 years - life"
"My teachers are like my girlfriends... They are both best between periods."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung"
"What did the terrorist send in the mail? A CAIR package."
"There's no one worse than the first person to give a standing ovation in a crowd forcing everyone else to get up and clap."
"What did the unimpressed wind turbine say? I'm not a fan."
"what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid"