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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin Catholic."
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"Terms Of Sex Satisfaction. In Terms Of Sex Satisfaction Woman Is Like A Road & Man Is Like A Traveler The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends."
"I handle stress the way cats bathe in water."
"Being attractive is a requirement to become a firefighter... Because they turn the hoes on."
"Did we ever figure out how... Suga Suga got so fly?"
"You know what's not right? Left"
"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, do feminists still try to blame it on the patriarchy?"
"I stepped on a corn flake Now I'm a cereal killer."
"What did the polite homosexual man say to another at the bar? Mind if I push your stool in for you?"
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