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Joke of the Day
"Brad Pitt. While you're helping the world, please feed your wife."
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"What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"What brings a Jewish family closer together? The bristles"
"How is Debbie Reynolds like my penis? They both had a stroke when they saw Carrie Fishers body."
"Two blondes are sitting on a park bench Suddenly one sniffs the air and exclaims, ""I smell a cock!"" ""Sorry,"" says the other. ""I farted."""
"No Grandma, ""sausage fest"" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP"
"My grandfather's favorite joke Q: How do you make a Peking Duck? A: Throw a brick at him. As my grandfather would say, ""That's as funny as a crutch."""
"Sorry I can't attend your Facebook event, I'll be busy throwing myself off a cliff that day."
"What do Canadian squirrels eat? Eh-corns."
"Someone stole all the toilets from my local police station The cops have nothing to go on."