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Joke of the Day

"I don't like guys who only make periodic chemistry jokes at parties. I usually ask those Mendeleev."

"if weird al is so popular now they should call him normal al. thats what i say on it"

"What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element? XeNON."

"What fruit/vegetable doesnt leave your body through the anus? A Stomato"

"It's especially on Fridays at 5 pm when I wish I could slide down the back of a brontosaurus directly into my car."

"It's getting cold in here So take off all your clothes Then we can make a fire with them"

"What is a joke that works on many levels? HR Department."

"MISSED CONNECTION: You were ""a woman"" & I am ""lonely."""

"How do you sink a Swedish submarine? Knock on the hatch."

"Skinny= Anorexic Thick= Obese. Virgin= Too good. Non-Virgin= Slut. Friendly= Fake. Quiet= Rude. It seems like you can never please society"