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Joke of the Day

"Deja vu is just God fixing a typo and reposting."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !"

"How to be cool: A) Use the cool sunglasses emoticon B)"

"I've been reading a book about anti-gravity. Man, I just can't put this thing down."

"What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat."

"Everyone in this reddit likes the same food? Copy Pasta"

"It's raining cats and dogs outside. Know how I can tell? I stepped in a poodle."

"What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !"

"Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I'm thirsty."

"What do female ghosts have? BooOOOooobs."