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Joke of the Day
"How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker."
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"My love life is like Santa Claus. It exists thanks to gullible six year olds"
"American Dance Music haha"
"My mom has a habit of replying my texts with NOTED Me:I love you Mom: NOTED Me:Rebels have come and abducted your husband Mom: NOTED"
"How do we know Jesus turned water into wine at parties? Because if he turned the **wine** into **water** someone would have kicked the shit out of him."
"I want to marry a girl from Prague I'll have a Czech mate"
"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted"
"My girlfriend told me our safe-word was too easy to forget I said, ""Ok, let's make it 'harder.' """
"If your Facebook picture is a photo of a sunset or something inanimate, I'll assume you have a dissociative identity disorder."
"What do Apple and Rose have in common? They both lost jack."