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Joke of the Day
"I want to marry a girl from Prague I'll have a Czech mate"
Next Joke
"If I'm old enough to be your mother we can't date. Just kidding. Go ask for your allowance and buy me a drink."
"I'm 30 years old and I've watched Frozen 18 times this week... For those of you out there thinking about having unprotected sex tonight..."
"If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!"
"Whats the most politically divided animal? The polar bear.. I'll see myself out..."
"Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?"
"I cried when my dad chopped up onions onions was a good dog :c"
"It concerns me as a parent that damn near every Disney movie shows kids if your parents die you'll become royalty and have a great life."
"Why did the white girl die of alkalosis? Because she was too basic"
"I hate how sometimes I let my guard down and then all my inmates get away."