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Joke of the Day
"My love life is like Santa Claus. It exists thanks to gullible six year olds"
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"How can you tell if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"My girlfriend told me she was retaining water and gaining weight... I told her not to sweat it."
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"Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day? Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom."
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"Fall is Pumpkin time In the south, they think its time to screw their cousins Pump kin"
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"What has 3 legs and 3 eyes? Three pirates"