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Joke of the Day

"I was trying to get out of the friend zone with a girl. She put me in the brother zone... Good thing I live in Alabama!"

"Nobody was healthier than my vegan, gluten-free friend Chad until the day that baby squirrel beat him to death."

"What happens when you play a country song backwards? He finds his dog, his truck gets fixed, and his woman comes home."

"What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump Pink Floyd actually finished The Wall."

"What do you call an angle that is cute ? Acute angle."

"What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill? Tsunami Warning"

"An orchestra went to the desert Which member felt the warmest? The conductor."

"A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... ""Hey baby, we should bang sometime."""

"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, your body rejected the transplant"

"On the Wikipedia page for List of Serial Killers by Number of Victims it says ""This page is incomplete. You can help by expanding it."" Omg."