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Joke of the Day

"I cooked for my fiancee's parents for the first time As I handed out the rarely cooked steak Harry (her father) said, ""I like it well done."" I said, ""Thanks, that means a lot."""

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"Illegal immigration jokes.. are borderline offensive"
"I'm never condescending That's when you talk down to people."
"A man working at an airport control tower when he notices a crash about to happen. He called the airplane crash hotline: 911."
"The guest said to the cannibal Your wife makes a great soup. Yes, but I'll miss her."
"Why is it called the ""funny bone"" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles? Because it's humerus."