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Joke of the Day
"Math class is like a penis... Its long and hard, unless you're asian!"
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"Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul"
"What's an SJW's favorite JRPG? Chrono Triggered."
"Q: What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in? A: MOVIES!"
"Two cows are standing in a barn. Cow 1: Hey, did you hear about the big outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter."
"What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny."
"My wife has a memory like an elephant I just wish she didn't look like one"
"If you're not part of the solution, you're either a solid or a gas."
"Cop: Know why I stopped u? Scientist: No Cop: How much science u do tonite? Scientist: Just one-[test tube falls from coat] Cop: Get out"
"How did Jesus get so ripped? He does crossfit."