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Joke of the Day
"If you're not part of the solution, you're either a solid or a gas."
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"Why do ghosts never age? They use Bootox."
"What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates? Arkansas"
"What kind of bar do fish go to? A sand bar."
"A man walk into a bank And yells: THIS IS A ROBBERY And banker replies: It is ,now give me your money."
"Best Deal Ever My wife said she'll divorce me if I get I phone 6S Rose gold. That's the deal.."
"*walks past German Shepherd and nods* Officer..."
"Whenever I go out, I always wear a stethoscope. That way, in the event of a medical emergency, I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions."