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Joke of the Day

"If you're not part of the solution, you're either a solid or a gas."

"Calling someone 'one in a million' in China means they aren't that special."

"How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete? A Brazilian."

"I'd like to tell you about two things: reverse psychology and recycling. But, nah, Reddit wouldn't wanna hear it..."

"Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes? Cause' freedom RINGS!"

"What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else? I can clearly see your nuts!"

"You can't spell ginger... without nigger"

"Why do baby clothes have pockets? I've never heard a baby say: ""cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"""

"Met a guy from Iraq today who grew a full beard as I was meeting him."

"I was reminiscing at my old school's library... looking back at my shelf."