181901
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny."
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"How many kids does a sterile German have? Nein."
"What is Donald Trump's idea of an ""employee discount""? Waived fees at a slave auction."
"How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour."
"A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head. ""What happened to you?"" the doctor asks. ""I stepped on something."""
"Breaking up with Japanese Girl Was Hard... I recently had to break up with my girlfriend who was Japanese and it was hard, I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."
"One grape lived for lying around in the sun. It was his ""raisin d'etre."""
"If you thought the last status was good, Check this one out........1"
"[spelling bee] JUDGE: Your word is ""incorrect"" KID: I haven't spelled it yet JUDGE: No, that's your word KID: T-H-A-T-'-S JUDGE: No- KID: N-"
"What does eating an old lady out taste like? Depends."