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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny."

"Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night? The whole thing was a gas."

"hate how my phone sometimes autocorrects haha to hahahahaha. im trying to end a conversation not laugh harder than i ever have in my life."

"Have you heard the joke about the butter? Never mind you would spread it around"

"Every time I text this guy, he replies with ""Sorry, I'm driving."" It's been a few days. I'm guessing he's probably made it to Mexico by now."

"If men ejaculate semen does that mean women ejaculate sewomen?"

"How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria? [OC] Like, a cotillion of 'em."

"I don't really like my beard But it's growing on me"

"What sound does a subatomic Cow make? Muuuuuuon"

"Muslims in the U.S.A [Removed]"