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Joke of the Day

"Cop: Know why I stopped u? Scientist: No Cop: How much science u do tonite? Scientist: Just one-[test tube falls from coat] Cop: Get out"

"What does a Bird and a fridge have in common? They Can Both fly except the fridge."

"My two best friends were born on 4/20... They have a joint birthday party"

"TIL that Kim Kardashian's giant ass has it's own birth certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye."

"iSpy, with my little ""i"" a lawsuit from Apple for trademark infringement."

"What's the best way to knock out a dog? with a woofie."

"What do you call someone who was born in a camper? A son of a hitch!"

"Whenever we eat hummus my girlfriend always says to me.... HUMMUS IS YUMMUS!!!!!"

"What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex? One makes your day and one makes your hole weak."

"Why can Unicorns only be ridden by a adult female virgin? They're both imaginary"