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Joke of the Day

"Cop: Know why I stopped u? Scientist: No Cop: How much science u do tonite? Scientist: Just one-[test tube falls from coat] Cop: Get out"

"Ok children, what sounds did we hear on our field trip to the farm yesterday?...""Moo!"" ""Bahhh!"" ""Quack Quack""...""Get the Fuk off that tractor!!!"""

"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show. (heard Drew Carey make this joke in a Whose Line blooper reel)"

"Q: How much does it cost to get married Dad? A: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."

"Mosquitoes This is two mosquitoes that go a bike and back tells of front: Hey, so, who has gotten me Fly in the eye ...!"

"Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar? Because you need to be 21 to get in."

"What's the difference between Reddit and Voat? Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site."

"What's the problem with tipped cows? They can't MOOve"

"I can't afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair."

"The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson."