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Joke of the Day
"What's an SJW's favorite JRPG? Chrono Triggered."
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"How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? 00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!"
"I hope my last words are something cool like, ""Can I hold your cobra?"""
"Son, you're kind of like rapunzel. But instead of letting your hair down you let everyone in your life down."
"What idiot called him Steve Jobs instead of Mac Daddy"
"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012."
"What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep."
"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? So would she."
"Guess who's watching Vin Diesel movies all day again? That's right: Vin Diesel."
"What do you call a hooker fart? A prosti-toot. Zing pow!"