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Joke of the Day

"Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul"

"I just devoured a six inch from Subway and I'm still not satisfied. I get it ladies. I get it."

"A blonde woman one read that over 70% of car accidents happened within 15 minutes of home... She decided it'd be safer to live somewhere else."

"I shake my bottled water so the H's & O's are evenly distributed."

"bungee jumping A kid walks up to his mom and asks, Mom, can I go bungee jumping? The mom says No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"

"i really like the name saturn it has a nice ring to it"

"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then"

"Heading to Chinatown tomorrow just to hear the people there say the word ""election"" all day."

"This just in, Beverly Hills, 90210 Cleveland Browns, 3 >Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*"

"I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip Our relationship was going downhill."