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Joke of the Day
"Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul"
Next Joke
"I donate all our garbage to Goodwill because who knows what those bums might have use for."
"""Stop peopling around"" - horses?"
"I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas. Now I'm fucking stuck taking care of a puppy."
"How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away its USB cable."
"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? . . You gotta sit in the back of the oven"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Hot and all over my pants."
"What idiot named her Miley Cyrus' grandma and not Nana Montana."
"*lowers head *breaks thru 5 tackles *hurdles lineman *runs 100 yards *hamstrung at goal line *dragged back to line of scrimmage -my wedding"
"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present... They are due back at the library today."