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Joke of the Day

"Disappointed that there will be no Call of Cthulhu client for Linux I wanted to go insane installing *and* playing the game."

"Two peanuts were walking down the road ...one was assaulted!"

"They say you should play dead if a bear attacks you. That shouldn't be that hard once he snaps your torso in half."

"I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology. I don't have a job but at least I know why."

"The Dress Joke ""Did you hear about that blue and black dress?"" ""No, what about it?"" ""Turns out it was white and gold."" ""Oh thaaat one."""

"I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. I guess there is life on Mars after all."

"A vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everybody"

"Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship? So he could go to otter space."

"House Hunters: ""We want a slide, cheeseburgers, a clown."" Realtor: Are you describing McDonalds? ""haha no"" *3 kids tumble out of trenchcoat*"

"I really admire what Caitlyn Jenner did Took some balls"