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Joke of the Day

"I really admire what Caitlyn Jenner did Took some balls"

"What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner? None, he just has some WATAH!"

"Two does walk out of a forest. One turns to the other and says... I'll never do that for two bucks again"

"For every 10,000 references to incest in the GOT books George RR Martin gets to add another R to his name. (He was born Geoge Matin.)"

"My roommate says that I'm hard to live with... Where does the arrogant bastard get off saying things like that, He muttered it under his breath in the shower... Son of a bitch."

"Why doesn't the deaf have sex? They haven't heard about it."

"If you leave without a reason, don't bother coming back with an excuse."

"You know what we used to call vegetarians? Idiots that couldn't hunt or fish."

"I called my boss and told him ""the roads are blocked so I'll be redditing from home today"""

"What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus? I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton."