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Joke of the Day

"A vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everybody"

"What do you call when Batman leaves the church early? Christian Bale"

"Excuse miss can you tell me does this rag smell like chloroform?"

"It costs $6 to visit Karl Marx's grave. Google it."

"What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle? A Bouncer"

"Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks? They get a hole in one!"

"I told you I'm busy! Who are you going to believe, me or the last 20 tweets I posted?"

"They say pizza is like sex... Even when it's bad you can still put your dick in it."

"Don't judge a woman by her granny panties but by what's inside."

"Kayne West gets arrested Officer: ""Okay, Kanye you get one phone call."" **Kanye Dials Phone number** **Officer answers** Officer: Hello? Kanye: Put Kanye on the phone."