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Joke of the Day

"An Anus gets into a fight with two guys at a bar he rectum"

"If you name a baby Barbara, the baby turns 50 years old immediately."

"Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup? The Dock!"

"why did the golfer wear two pants? in case he got a hole in one"

"You said you wanted my advice, but I see you haven't f*cked off or died yet."

"Han and Leia never planned on having a baby. They decided their form of birth control would be the pull-out method. But Han shot first."

"Did you hear about the new low fat religion? ""I Can't Believe Its Not Buddha"""

"Party Questions by age 1-12: Will there be a Bouncy House? 17-20: Will there be alcohol? 22-27: Theres no kids right? 30+ Who's bday is it?"

"I like to sit on my hands until they go numb so it feels like somebody else is doing my dishes."

"PLEASE NOTE...The charity event tonight for men that can not ejaculate as been cancelled. . There's just not enough people coming"