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Joke of the Day
"It's a shame that the Woman in Pakistan got stoned... ...but Jihad it coming."
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"Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed."
"When I was young, my dad told me chocolate milk came from brown cows. I really envied little black breastfed babies after that."
"TIL that North Korea is one of few countries where women Truly have equal rights to men. That is that they both equally don't have any."
"What do you call assistants that help citrus fruit? Lemonade."
"I decided today that I want to have kids I hope they taste good"
"Glad my dog is warning me about the child walking down the street catching snowflakes on his tongue. He seems sketchy."
"Hey girl you must be a Charmander... cause yo tail end is *fire*."
"Sodomy? SodoYOU. JK, please sodomy."
"Tired of rap songs starting with MC going ""uhuh uhuh...One two one two...Let's do this..."" No. You shoulda been ready when the song started."