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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new low fat religion? ""I Can't Believe Its Not Buddha"""

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh Prince"

"What did Clinton tell the FBI? ""I did not have classified relations with that server!"""

"what if family matters took place today.... urkel would make an app. laura would have a blog. eddie listens to podcasts. carl is on atkins"

"Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road? To get to the Otherside."

"How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)"

"What did the shirt say to the pants? What's up, britches."

"picture a potato but sexy lol i just tricked u into thinking of me naked"

"Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn't expecting me ?"