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Joke of the Day

"What do a dead fish and dog shit have in common? They are both front-page material on reddit"

"Alzheimer A guy stands in front of a urinal with his hand in head hairs. ""I, definitely, remember it's somewhere in hairs"""

"What happens when you plant a sesame seed? Does a sesame grow? What is a sesame? Where my botanists at? Where the hell am I?"

"Christmas tree's for single mom's Just big enough for her to carry by herself"

"Why do white people have bigger dicks than asians? Because they're caucasian."

"I don't always roll a joint, But when I do it's my ankle"

"What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Dark humor is like clean water... it's just not accessible to everyone."

"What do iPhone 7 and the lastest trailer Pirates of the Carribean 5 have in common? They have no Jack."

"""Diamonds are forever. But so is herpes."" This is why I never get hired to write advertising campaigns."