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Joke of the Day
"Christmas tree's for single mom's Just big enough for her to carry by herself"
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"My wife just got an IUD. She says her period will only last about a day now. I said, ""there's gotta be strings attached."""
"Just once I would like to hear an athlete thank God for their talent and their pharmacist for everything God left out."
"Your Uncle Jack Hello there... I would like to ask you a question about helping an old man......... IF UNCLE Jack HELPS YOU off an ELEPHANT would YOU Help UNCLE Jack OFF AN ELEPHANT?"
"My entire existence is just me sitting around waiting to get hungry again"
"Found out i was colourblind the other day.. Hit me right out of the purple"
"Physical Doctor gave me a physical and says I have to stop master bating. I ask why? He says ""because I'm giving you a physical"""
"Are you getting older and wiser? No he's getting older and wider!"
"A black man walks into a police station... The police chief asks the cop... ""so did you shoot him? Did you choke him out? Whats the problem here?"""
"Who is the biggest slut in the whole wide world? Mrs. pacman. For 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died."