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Joke of the Day
"Why do white people have bigger dicks than asians? Because they're caucasian."
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"Did you hear Kony is raising up another army? It's a baby only army. The infant-ry."
"Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet! Although most just grow 4."
"I've got a black eye, a $200 fine and I've been listed on a register...turns out taking candy from a baby wasn't so easy after all."
"Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married... Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married, we always answer: Me: Eight wonderful years. Wife: Eleven years."
"If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station, where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie."
"What do you call a condom full of money? Johnny Cash."
"So three gay guys are sitting in a jacuzzi.... A condom them floats up from the bottom of the jacuzzi. At that point one of them says, ""Who farted?"""
"Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go."
"DOCTOR: You've suffered a brain injury. It's affected your hippocampus ME:What? Lol sorry I was picturing hippos at college. Who are u again"