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Joke of the Day
"Why do white people have bigger dicks than asians? Because they're caucasian."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? In the US you can't milk a cow for 14 years."
"Bird flu epidemic or pun?"
"Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."
"How do you know when your gf is getting fat? When she fits into your wifes clothes"
"Why couldn't the bike stand by itself? because it was two tired"
"""Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?"" I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed."
"Dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower is the most violent sound ever. ""U OK in there? Sounds like a Michael Bay film in that bathroom!"""
"ME [struggling]: skinny jeans, skinny jeans, let me in SCARED DENIM: don't come back till you're thinny, thin, thin"
"Masochist meets sadist. ""Torture me"", saids masochists. Sadist replies: ""No way"""