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Joke of the Day

"I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke... ...but the good ones were all already exhausted."

"[on a date] ""I usually don't do this but.."" *runs out on date so she has to pay*"

"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000 One to change it and 999 to walk into the same room and change the same light bulb without checking to see if it needed changing first."

"Did you guys hear about the new cocaine dealer in town? I hear he comes highly recommended."

"Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide"

"What do Brazil and lesbians have in common? Neither like touching balls."

"What if horses rode horses? And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses? Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!"

"Dwayne Johnson, paper, scissors"

"I just got back from r/Synesthesia It tasted great!"

"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush jump of a bridge. They do a race who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society"