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Joke of the Day
"I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke... ...but the good ones were all already exhausted."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ? Cannelloni some money till next week ?"
"What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !"
"A good way to keep a secret from me is to leave it on my voicemail"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !"
"If really good-looking people are ""eye candy"" I guess that puts me somewhere around the ""eye broccoli"" category."
"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"
"My 9 year old daughter just beat me at Wii baseball... I'll bet she's on the juice."
"A Doctor gives his patient the bad news that he only has a week to live... Patient - ""No, I don't accept that! I'd like an alternative fact please"" Doctor - ""Money-wise, you are now set for life"""
"I tried on a parachute at an extreme sports retailer the other day, and asked my girlfriend how I looked. ""It suits you down to the ground"", she said."