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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee ground up and in the freezer."
Next Joke
"How come it's ok to talk to a stranger's dog on the street but when I ask for the dog's email I'm suddenly a weirdo?"
"Why did the salmon cross the road? Cuz it's fucking flooded."
"Amoeba: dad, how was I made? Amoeba Dad: well son, when a man loves himself very much"
"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? E V E R Y W H E R E"
"Accountant: Mr Cage, you are flat broke. *flashback to applying for a loan wearing John Travolta's face* Nick Cage: I already handled it"
"If I put on a latex glove and snap it, that's just me flirting"
"What did one wall say to the other? Meet me in the corner!"
"What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish? Infant children."
"bowie leaves us and then a 9th planet appears, i don't need to read your science article"