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Joke of the Day
"bowie leaves us and then a 9th planet appears, i don't need to read your science article"
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"All my jokes are lost baggage... You'll get them in a couple days"
"*steps on a Lego* *shouts a bunch of obscenities* Son: *walks in* is football on?"
"If a king runs a kingdom and an emporer runs an empire. Who's about to run this country? Yea that"
"My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night"
"Why do the French eat only one egg for breakfast? Because one is un oeuf"
"How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour? Call out ""B-52"""
"When do you care for a man's company? ""When he owns it."""
"How I like my women.. If their old enough to pee, their alright for me. or If their over 8, dont take the bait."
"Would a gay shop owner decline service to straights? No, because gay people aren't fucking assholes"