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Joke of the Day

"If I put on a latex glove and snap it, that's just me flirting"

"What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple? Arachne"

"If Hitler was alive today and had his own hotel, he would charge for wifi."

"A man walks into a chemists ""Hi, I'd like some Viagra please"" asks the man. ""I'm sorry"" says the Pharmacist. ""You can't get that over the counter."" ""You can if you take enough."" replies the man."

"Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose."

"I got a joke about u/spez [removed]"

"My son's method of Laundry: If it's clean it's on the floor. If it's dirty then it goes on the floor over there."

"Veggietales is making a version of 50 Shades of Grey... It's called ""The Artichoke Hearts""."

"""Mos Def"" is my favorite rapper named after a girl who doesn't actually plan on hanging out with you."

"What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !"