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Joke of the Day
"*Will smith is alone in his corner, depressed* ""Won't Smith,"" he whispers"
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"Dinner at robots family Mum, dad and little robot. Little robot asks his mom - What we'll have for dinner today. Mom replies: SCREW."
"How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they would rather keep you in the dark!"
"My kids constantly yell at me whenever I try take their pictures, and I tell 'em: ""You're gonna need them in 20 years for your Throw Back Thursdays updates""..... whatever!!"
"I asked my local store why they don't round the 99 cent price tags to a dollar They said that there's no cents in the change"
"""I suffer from CDO ... ...Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!"""
"The strangest thing happened. A coworker who always says, ""Living the dream"" was mysteriously stabbed 37 times in the neck with my car keys."
"""Bitches always be conforming to unhealthy standards set and perpetuated by the media."" - socially conscious rapper"
"Sorry I yelled 'killin' it' when your mom was eating that banana"
"did you hear about the ebola cure abola chicken noodle soup..."