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Joke of the Day
"What's the most useless thing on a woman? A drunk Irishman."
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"Not all fat people are jolly Some of them are women"
"What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee? spontaneously"
"Leonard Cohen is jamming in heaven with Prince now. Really awkwardly. It's not going well. Their musical styles aren't compatible"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar And then into a table, and then a chair, and then a door."
"Well, at least I didn't kill a lion! - Bill Cosby"
"Can of sardines in Soviet Union A man in the 80s in Soviet Union buys a can of sardines. He opens it and it's empty, but there is a little note in it: ""Not a winner"""
"Receptionist: ""That lady in the waiting room is picking her nose."" Plastic Surgeon: ""Good! That'll save me some time. Send her right in."""
"Based on all the white smoke billowing out, I think my lawn mower just picked a new pope."
"When life tosses me a football, I'm the ref who's not looking and everyone laughs when I get booped in the face"