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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Mike Tyson's opinion on ears? He had some biting commentary on the matter."
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"My grandpa said that my generation relies too much on technology So I said ""No, your generation relies too much on technology."" And I unplugged his life support."
"if you're happy and you know it... then the chemtrails are working Edit: credit to Welcome to Nightvale"
"Why should I submit a joke today? Because today's April full!"
"What does Axl Rose do before he prays? Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES!? KNEES!"
"There's a party in the garden so lettuce turnip the beet"
"I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published. It was all in vein."
"Don't drink and drive. Unless you can totally handle it and people need to relax because you're fine."
"Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital? He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!"
"Post your best ""Jared Fogle"" jokes! Here's mine:Jared Fogle loves to eat little girls ham sandwiches."