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Joke of the Day

"Post your best ""Jared Fogle"" jokes! Here's mine:Jared Fogle loves to eat little girls ham sandwiches."

"Have you ever met that one guy you really want to punch in the face? Turns out punching a mirror is painful for your hand."

"Lots of grandfather jokes. Here's his favorite. My uncle. He hates my dad. My uncle is his favorite joke."

"Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain."

"The U.S. has more prisons than degree-granting colleges. How absurd. To fix that, we should merge some prisons and split up some colleges."

"After that release you can call me POTATO_OUT_OF_MY_ANUS"

"What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Fresh Jews."

"Hula hoopers never seem to get anywhere... They're just going around in circles."

"What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your arse."

"i have two wives and i take care of them both equally and love them both equally. ain't that bigamy?"