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Joke of the Day
"How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash."
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"I was at a nightclub They played just dance I just danced They played twist I twisted They played jump I jumped They played come on Eileen, I was kicked out of the club"
"""I like your pushy."" Sean Connery talking dirty to his woman"
"My friend sent me a picture of her baby and I don't have a baby so I just sent her back a picture of a steak I cooked once."
"It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one."
"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder"
"How can you tell which lesbian in the relationship does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."
"Nothing says, ""I have a lot of free time,"" more than someone eating a pomegranate."
"Serial Killer... The police have caught a serial killer with a really bad stammer. They said it'll be a while before he finishes his sentence."
"My little Nephew told me this one. What do Trees and Dogs have in common? Bark."