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Joke of the Day

"Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus."

"They say all (hot) dogs go to heaven. Does that mean all burgers end up in burgertory?"

"... and on the eighth day, Satan created teenagers."

"I feel a sense of accomplishment when I keep a pen long enough for the ink to run out."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 100 bucks back there""."

"So my doctor told me I need to stop eating so much... But I don't think I can just quit eating cold turkey."

"The fattest Knight at the round table was Sir Cumference. He had too much pi"

"Instead of John I call my bathroom Jim, that way it sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing this morning."

"What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel? Hodor."

"Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado? Because the steaks are too high."