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Joke of the Day
"So I just preordered a Jet Black IPhone.. Lol jk"
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"How to fall down stairs: Step 1: Step 2: Step 3: Step 4: Step 5: Step 6: Step 7: Step 8: Step 9: Step 10: Step 11: Step 12: Step 13: Step 14: Step 15: Step 16: Step 17: Step 18: Step 19: Step 20:"
"I saw your girlfriend kissing another man... - And what she was wearing? -- A White and Gold dress. - Oh she is not, my gf is wearing a black and blue dress"
"What did the Canadian Reddit user say? Ehhhhh lmao"
"Is your wife single?"
"How can you tell if your roommate's gay? His dick tastes like shit"
"A colleague of mine fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, his quick reaction killed him."
"What's a pirate's favorite workout program? Pirates (pronounced like pilates)"
"Congratulations USA We have officially gone black and gone back."
"Husband: Have you lost weight? Me: About 10 lbs H: Who you trying to look good for? *wink M: You don't know him. He's on Twitter..."