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Joke of the Day
"What if the last episode of ""House"" reveals it's all been the dream of a kid with lupus?"
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"What do you call a Jamaican that wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes!"
"Whoa. There are books on TAPE? Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives."
"What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to? Cantelope."
"Everything my three year old says is like listening to a weird roommate describe their LSD dreams."
"What drink did Hitler absolutely hate the taste of? Juice."
"Angry kids are like toys. Wind them up and watch them go."
"What kind of television do horses like? Saddle-lite TV"
"Why is it called ""Alien vs Predator""? Isn't predator an alien too? They should've just called it ""Some Aliens"""
"Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii? ""Aloha Ackbar"" doesn't go over well at the airport"