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Joke of the Day
"Sex so bad, Taylor Swift breaks up with you and doesn't even write a song about it."
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"What's the difference between a boy band and a band of just guys? The person sucking dick."
"What happened to the muslim who smoked weed? They got stoned"
"I hope DC residents have good flood insurance Because that swamp turned into a damn lake real fast."
"So I was going down on my grandmother the other day.. And her pussy tasted like horse semen. I had to stop myself for a second and think to myself ""Is this how she died?"""
"What's the difference between racism and chinese people? Racism has many faces."
"GTA: Online servers"
"Whenever I conduct a job interview I ask the applicant to name their favorite Muppet, and no matter the answer I scowl and shake my head."
"My favorite pirate joke (no arrr) Say it out loud. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? I'm 80!"
"Two Whales are Sitting at a Bar One whale looks over to the other and says ""Eeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooouuuuuuu"" and the other whale looks at him and says, ""Man you're really fucked up"""