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Joke of the Day
"How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!"
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"I just broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone on the side."
"Someone in South Korea accused North Korea of having assassination squads. That's a lie. On an unrelated note, I need that guy's address."
"Minesweeper What Hitler called his cleaning lady."
"Damn girl are you a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you."
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down"
"Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts? Their balls would fall out."
"Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?"
"How did George W Bush use reggae to win his election? He needed an Al Gore riddim."
"I love dying from sneezing 11 times in a row and being defibrillated back to life with a 12th"