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"Dear parents of college students on Spring Break, Congrats!!! Many of you are about to be grandparents!!!"
"What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of children who had bright futures."
"I can't stand people who curse. Fucking disgraceful."
"Gay jokes arn't funny Come on guys."
"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with."
"""I'm Bill Gates, today I'll teach you how to count to 10"" 1, 2, 3, NT, 95, 98, 2000, Me, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10"
"Where does beef come from? Cowschwitz."
"Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies? (Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9."
"Why couldn't the feminist change the light bulb? Feminists can't change anything."