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Joke of the Day

"""I'm Bill Gates, today I'll teach you how to count to 10"" 1, 2, 3, NT, 95, 98, 2000, Me, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10"

"I had a bukkake party last night. You should have come"

"What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes? We saw that same joke two days ago"

"#rubbishjokes Watched all Star Wars movies back to back with my friend. Luckily I was the one facing the TV."

"My Thai girlfriend says a small penis isn't a problem in a loving relationship... I still wish she didn't have one."

"Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween? Because his skeleton was in the closet"

"Dang girl are you the police on Grand Theft Auto, because 2 minutes after I leave you forget all about me & move on to someone else."

"I hope there comes a day when cancer is just a zodiac sign"

"You can tell Charles Manson really loves his fiancee by the way he hasn't murdered her."

"Gordon Ramsey... Who was the first five star cook in ancient Egypt? Pharoh Godron Ramses! Who is his favorite god? Its fuckin Ra!"